The Hathos

Hope I Don’t Die Before I Get Old

The Hathos — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:22:51 +0000

Maybe it’s me, but I think Hilary Duff misses the point on this cover of a classic by The Who.

Kurt Cobain and Guitar Hero

The Hathos — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:34:22 +0000

Two things come to mind:

1. If Kurt had any inkling that this might be the fate of his image, he never would’ve blown his head off.

2. I never thought I’d say it, but thank god John had Yoko.

Joaquin Phoenix keeps up the ruse

The Hathos — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:56:05 +0000

A great David Letterman segment last night with Joaquin Phoenix, who’s still trying to convince us he’s given up acting for rapping. Phoenix might just be our next great comic genius.

R.I.P. Lux Interior

The Hathos — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:58:26 +0000

Lux Interior (real name: Erick Purkhiser), who fronted the rockabilly/garage/punk act The Cramps, died yesterday at the age of 60 or 62, depending upon which story you read.

No hathos here, just a weird scene: In 1978, The Cramps gave a free concert at the California State Mental Hospital in Napa. Here’s some footage from the resulting “Live at Napa State Mental Hospital” video.

Fear of a white planet

The Hathos — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 06:15:49 +0000

In the annals of poorly conceived cover songs, Duran Duran’s rendition of the Public Enemy classic “911 Is A Joke” deserves its own chapter. This atrocity appears on Duran Duran”s 1995 album, “Thank You,” on which the band also brutalizes favorites ranging from Grandmaster Flash’s “White Lines” to Sly & The Family Stone’s “I Want To Take You Higher Again.”

I apologize in advance.

Here’s a live version:

And the version that appeared on the album:

Fight the power.

Say it to my face

The Hathos — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:18:54 +0000

In 1994, Jim Rome wasn’t a well-known guy. Then, on his ESPN2 talk show, he interviewed NFL quarterback Jim Everett.

At the time, Rome had developed the shtick of referring to Everett as “Chris” (after the great female tennis player Chris Everett), because of Everett’s perceived aversion to taking a hit. The quarterback did not take this with good humor. And Jim Rome was soon radio’s best-known sports talk host.

Let’s bring on the Super Bowl rage!

Gamerz need to eat, too

The Hathos — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 16:17:15 +0000

Nintendo Cereal. Fuel up, kids!

From the makers of the Stadium Pal…

The Hathos — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:59:05 +0000

The Stadium Gal Female Portable Urinal:

I suspect there would be some of the same problems with this device that David Sedaris experienced with his Stadium Pal…

Super Bowl hathos, continued

The Hathos — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:46:02 +0000

A look back to the 1985 Philadelphia Eagles, who didn’t make it to the NFL Super Bowl. They did make it to the Super Bowl of Hathos, however, with this silly rap.

Unsportsmanlike conduct

The Hathos — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:09:47 +0000

In this clip, which rose to fame in 2007, Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman (of the Southern League) throws a tantrum that would impress any two year old.

Wikipedia gives the blow-by-blow:

He protested the umpire throwing his pitcher out of the game for using a foreign substance by covering home plate with dirt, then tracing in the dirt a new, significantly larger home plate. He then went on to uproot bases and throw them, crawl in a prone position across the infield like a soldier, and pretend to bite and hurl the rosin bag at an umpire as if it were a hand grenade. He concluded his tirade by pretending to eject the umpires themselves with a fist-pump and then blowing a farewell kiss to the crowd while taking a bow.