Will tacky Obama merch save the economy?

Barack Obama is pledging to create millions of new jobs, and they’ll evidently all be in the Obama-crap-making industry. There’s Obama paraphernalia out there for every aspect of your life! Get out there and spend, people!

Undergarments!

thongpanties (thong underwear)

underpants (men’s bikini briefs)

Footwear!

trainers (Trainers)

socks(Socks)

Sleepwear!

ojamas(“Ojamas”)

Accessories!

earrings(earrings)

obamabelt(belt)

obamamlkbuckle(belt buckle)

Hygene!

sheabuttersoap (Shea butter soap)

achievemints(breath mints)

The bar!

shotglass

glowwinestopper(glow-in-the-dark wine stopper)

The home!

showercurtain(shower curtain)

nightlight (nightlight)

obamatp (toilet paper)

The kitchen!

obamajava(obama java)

cookies (cookies)

hotsauce (hot sauce)

Toys and Games!

puzzle (jigsaw puzzle)

plush (plush toy)

magneticwardrobe(magnetic wardrobe)

bopbag(bop bag)

actionfigure(action figure)

(baby doll)

“Collectables”!

plate(plates)

Those intimate moments!

obamacondoms (condoms)

headofstatesextoy(sex toy)

The office!

broc-obama(broc-obama mouse pad)

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