Joaquin Phoenix exited his career as an actor last year, hoping to join the ranks of successful white rappers like Eminem and, umm, Eminem. He made his debut appearance as a “rapper” Friday at a Las Vegas club, and, based on this evidence, I’m not exactly sure there’s going to be a market for what he’s selling. Or maybe he’s on some kind of surreal, brilliant Andy Kaufman-like comic trip….
Oh, and he fell off the stage, too.
I’m so confused.