Category Archives: Politics

A day of rest

This ain’t the right day for snark. Good luck, be safe and be wise, Barack H. Obama.

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Our long national nightmare is nearly over

A compilation of “Great Moments in Presidential Speeches” segments, from the Late Show with David Letterman.

Will tacky Obama merch save the economy?

Barack Obama is pledging to create millions of new jobs, and they’ll evidently all be in the Obama-crap-making industry. There’s Obama paraphernalia out there for every aspect of your life! Get out there and spend, people!

Undergarments!

thongpanties (thong underwear)

underpants (men’s bikini briefs)

Footwear!

trainers (Trainers)

socks(Socks)

Sleepwear!

ojamas(“Ojamas”)

Accessories!

earrings(earrings)

obamabelt(belt)

obamamlkbuckle(belt buckle)

Hygene!

sheabuttersoap (Shea butter soap)

achievemints(breath mints)

The bar!

shotglass

glowwinestopper(glow-in-the-dark wine stopper)

The home!

showercurtain(shower curtain)

nightlight (nightlight)

obamatp (toilet paper)

The kitchen!

obamajava(obama java)

cookies (cookies)

hotsauce (hot sauce)

Toys and Games!

puzzle (jigsaw puzzle)

plush (plush toy)

magneticwardrobe(magnetic wardrobe)

bopbag(bop bag)

actionfigure(action figure)

(baby doll)

“Collectables”!

plate(plates)

Those intimate moments!

obamacondoms (condoms)

headofstatesextoy(sex toy)

The office!

broc-obama(broc-obama mouse pad)

Reh Dogg still in a lather

You may remember aspiring musician/video director Reh Dogg, the image of whom has been burned into my brain since the video for his song “Why Must I Cry” went viral a couple of years ago. I worry that Reh soaping up in the shower will be the last image to flash through my head before I die.  Seriously.

Memory refresher:

Flow, Reh Dogg, flow.

What I didn’t realize was that although his YouTube fame has faded, Reh is still keeping at it. The music and videos keep coming. For instance, he recently shared his lonely Thanksgiving dinner with his fans:

And, it turns out that he’s a conservative dude who supported McCain. He’s worried enough about the upcoming Barack Obama presidency to have penned the song “What Change Other Than Being Black” just days after the election, and he got a new video up to boot. Dig the lyrics: “Just you wait your electrical bills will go sky high / He wants to bankrupt the coal industry that will costs / Millions to lose their jobs, and yall voted for this radical  Nut job yall must be sick in the head indeed.”

Indeed.

Crazy SNL alumni

What is it about forgettable Saturday Night Live cast members of the ’80s? Move over, Dennis Miller. There’s a new Crazy Sheriff in town, and her name is Victoria Jackson.  She thinks Barack Obama is a Muslim and a commie. Isn’t that cute?

Stick to golfing, Poppy

We’ve had more than enough of the Bushes in the White House.

Via Reuters:

Former President George H.W. Bush said on Sunday he’d like to see his second son, Jeb, become President of the United States some day.

Interviewed on Fox News Sunday, Bush said his second son, a former Governor of Florida, had all the qualifications to serve in the White House.

Blind, loyal ambition

Former Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe has announced that he’s running for governor of Virgnia. If qualifications for the job include exuberance, loyalty and obliviousness to reality, he’ll do a bang-up job.